Monday, January 30, 2012

Let It Rain Egyptian NGO's, Next Stealth Technology

"New Rule: Someone has to tell Francesco Schettino that embracing a callous policy of "every man for himself" doesn't make you a sea captain. It makes you the Republican nominee." - Bill Maher

"New Rule: The NAACP must take Newt Gingrich up on his offer to stand in front of the their convention and tell them why black people should want jobs instead food stamps. This way I can finally answer a question that's been bugging me for years: can Newt Gingrich run?" – Bill Maher
"President Obama was in Disney World to introduce a new plan to boost tourism in the United States. And also because the Mickey Mouse ears fit perfectly over his real ones." – Jimmy Kimmel

"Yesterday in Florida, President Obama kissed a woman on the cheek after she told him he looks good. Which explains why last night, Michelle made him sleep on Air Mattress One." – Jimmy Fallon



I was reading an opinion piece by a friend of Sam LaHood in the Daily Beast. She didn't have much to say except that she was sorry that Egypt wouldn't let him leave the country while his non-governmental organization was under investigation, and that several leaders of NGO's are hiding out at the US Embassy. His NGO promotes democracy, whatever that really means, in 75 countries, and is so obviously a front for the CIA that it would take a dumb sixth-grader not to make the connection. One statistic she revealed in her pity piece is that there are currently about 300 NGO's under investigation in Egypt...

Whoa, stop right there. I knew that aid organizations and other NGO's were a money making scam, raking in over $6 billion last year in Afghanistan and Iraq alone, but that's a lot for one country. Though, the rent on office space is a major factor in buoying up the economy, such as it is... Almost every other country in the world seems to have some kind of organization administering a project in Egypt, which may prove how much the intelligence industry has grown and thrived since we first rolled tanks into Baghdad... If we assume that 20 out of the 300 organizations are CIA fronts, then who is funding the other 280? Or, is the US funding them all, including another 300 local groups? One umbrella organization, the America Development Foundation, states on its website: "One of ADF’s major projects in Egypt has been the NGO Service Center, a seven-year, US$33.7 million development activity of USAID to strengthen the capacities of Civil Society Organizations to effectively, responsibly and sustainably contribute to Egypt’s social and political development. The NGO Service Center (the Center) was a leading activity in the Democracy and Governance portfolio of USAID/Egypt under Strategic Objective #21: “Egyptian Initiatives in Governance and Participation Strengthened.”


The Center served as an umbrella mechanism to manage sub-grants and assistance to over 600 Egyptian NGOs..." No wonder the Afghan War is costing us so much money. The Pentagon is asking for $88 billion for this next year...

We use these groups to hire locals to build things for their cities, give food to the poor, and administer health services, all on a grander scale than we have here in the US. This is the price countries pay for allowing our spies and mercenaries to roam about, seeking targets for the next military adventure, another chapter in the book of Seal Team 6...

Anyway, back to Sam LaHood. Dude, you're not in any jail cell, you get to stay at home with your servants you hired with taxpayer money, and go to the office and pretend that you are doing something important. Most projects funded by NGO's are abandoned before they are finished, or are sub-standardly built to fall apart, or never get off the planning table so you can pocket the money or give it away in bribes. You signed on to enjoy the Egyptian culture, and you are still insulated from the more dangerous elements, so thank you and good luck. We'll cancel a lobbying contract in your name, that'll show 'em.


Recently, China publicly announced a successful test flight for their first stealth fighter jet. They were accused of obtaining most of the technology from buying parts of jets that had crashed in the Balkans, and getting the rest from countries like Russia. But the US could just as easily given it up. We sell stealth jets all the time to our allies. Countries like Turkey could lend one to Iran for reverse engineering, or India or South Korea to China...

 Not to mention what you can purchase on the black market, so much cool stuff as technology advances. One firm in Austin, Texas claims to have created the ultimate in stealth technology: it was able to make a 3D object appear invisible... This means that a CIA agent could be sitting next to you right now, and the only thing you might notice is their heavy breathing... Finally, our technology is catching up to 1950's pulp fiction... They have done so well, that the American Psychiatric Association is re-writing their diagnostic manuals, redefining what they now believe autism is. That's right, they no longer believe in Austinism...

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