Saturday, July 15, 2017

GOP RIP, JR.,






I have been setting traps over the last couple of days, realizing that I have to eat some crow after the election of Donald Trump as our President-Elect... My main problem is this area is not a habitat for crows, they were muscled out by ravens and magpies, and these shape-shifting ravens are pretty smart... My cat won't hunt one down for me, even though he has de-bunnyfied the neighborhood and finds any field mouse that comes within 100 yards of our house...


I really didn't want to write anything more about Donald until the madness settled down, but after 6 months in office, the craziness is worse than before. It seems that the only calming factor on Mr. Trump is the president of France and a military parade in his honor...

What I have wanted to write about are the old stories of Donald's golden showers and the horrific background of Jared Kushner's family, which explains why he is such a squirrely, lying little bastard... and illuminates Ivanka's taste in men.

Rumors say that Russian intelligence has been cultivating Donald Trump and his family ever since
Donald became a voice in the birther movement, and because they were gullible and not  very bright. In 2013 the Miss Universe pageant was held in Moscow, and Donald made many friends and business contacts, even exploring plans to build a Trump Tower. He stayed at the Ritz-Carlton, an old Communist era hotel refurbished to modern tastes. It was where all visiting officials and businessmen were put up, and rumors were that every room was bugged for audio and video. Further rumors were that some rooms remained bugged for Putin's special friends...

So, Donald Trump checks in and insists on staying in the room where Barack and Michele Obama had, when they had visited Moscow. An odd request coming from someone who professed to dislike the Obamas... Donald then proceeded to hire two prostitutes to come to his room for the purpose of bathing him in a golden shower. OK, a golden shower is when the prostitute (or any loved one) proceeds to piss all over you. This act was supposedly taped and a copy resides in the Kremlin, and might be the reason why Trump has complemented Putin since the day he announced his candidacy for president.

The gentleman who reported this in a 35 page report is an ex-intelligence officer for the British and spent several years stationed in Moscow. Most of the other connections between Donald and other Russians in the report have been proven to be accurate, but we snigger like naïve teenagers when confronted with the piss story, because it's considered to be a perverted fetish, not brought up in a polite setting, relegated to a few smirking late night jokes...




Then there's Jared, who has changed his application for a security clearance more times than Obamacare, every time it's reported that he's had another meeting with Russian officials, after claiming that he had zero contact.

It's said that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and Jared's father did time in jail for some truly weird and cruel behavior. His brother-in-law was agreeing to give a deposition to federal authorities about some illegal practices he and Jared's father engaged in their real estate firm. Jared's father then went out and hired a prostitute and lured his brother-in-law to a place where he could videotape it, then sent a copy to the guy's wife, his sister. The father is now out of jail and running his real estate firm, trying to get out from under a couple of expensive mistakes that Jared made. But the toxic family atmosphere must be difficult to tolerate, no matter how religious and observant you've become... So, Jared throwing his brother-in-law Donald ,Jr., under the bus over meeting Russian people who keep insisting they have no connections to the Kremlin, is just typical behavior for the Trump relations. On the bright side, neither young Donald or Jared should have a taste for politics once they get out of jail...



It's clear that the Republican Party has to remake itself because the crazies are ruling the roost right now. Not only can they not pass any major legislation, but it's painfully obvious they cannot write legislation, either. Instead, they sat around for nine years with their thumbs up their butts, occasionally shifting their weight from one cheek to the other...

And I really don't know what to do with the Trump base, now that they have woken up. Maybe they will wear themselves out sending all that hate e-mail and death threats, or by combining heroin with their bourbon and moonshine.