Monday, August 28, 2017

Cures for All-American Racism



Along with most of the country, I was alarmed by the blatant hate shown in the rally in Charlottesville, and have been musing on ways to effectively counter the racist bastards. Because I had spent many years in California, I naively thought we were past this kind of bigotry. It wasn't until I moved to Colorado and was called a racist myself, that I realized we still had a long ways to go... Unfortunately, racist bastards include members of my own family, who follow the sociopathic trail of life... it, too, can be crunchy like granola...


We can begin at the state and Federal level, by requiring anyone who wishes to run for political office must take and pass a basic citizen knowledge test. If we require immigrants who want to become citizens to pass a test, then it should be required for our politicians, along with exhibiting basic writing and reading comprehension skills. Then, people like Paul Ryan wouldn't be considered smart for reading Ayn Rand back in college, or Donald Trump, who hasn't read a book in over forty years. I want to support someone who can read off of a teleprompter like my favorite news journalists do on tv...

Now, on to the blatant pigeon-holing of behavior. It's thought that the majority of our white
supremists live rural areas, and that 68% of suicides by males in those rural areas are done by men who shot themselves with a gun. We can help tweak those numbers a little by going through the phonebooks and making sure every Bubba and Ricky-Bobby owns a handgun. Send them one with the phrase "To kill yourself" etched along the barrel. Accompany the gun with a couple cases of Jack Daniels, and they will be shooting themselves on every hard-luck Friday night. Why wait until they die from old age, show how they are impotent right now...

Then, we limit access to Bubba's computer, every time he tries to go to a porn site, he always ends up at an all black site or an inter-racial site. Yeah, sitting around his computer, drinking lots of Jack, and a gun hinting at what you need to do because you'll never be able to compete and satisfy your woman like those dicks on that pornsite can, way bigger than your tiny dick and tiny hands, with the results being full emergency rooms up and down the Virginia, Carolina, Georgia, and Florida coastlines...

Or, we can invest a little now to help eradicate the culture of hating others in the future. One, we make sure that all rural areas have access to the Internet and children can navigate on their own. Second, we offer free college education to the children of racists and cut the generational links. I would like to offer literacy courses to the younger racists, hey, why not give them a college education, too. After all. the goal is to expand their minds, and if that doesn't work, we just start slipping some LSD into their coffee...

Last, we can have corporate and commercial America twist their message and meaning around, in movies, ads, and commercials. That's why we have the tiki torch as the symbol for today's white fascist, and we have the crying Nazi on a commercial for Depends, and more musicals like Springtime for Hitler... if that doesn't work, we will be forced to use Daenery's Dragons...



Tuesday, August 1, 2017

More on Those Russian Hookers Peeing on Trump's Bed, My Political Drinking Game

I was disappointed along with everyone else over the hot mess that was The Mooch, being fired after only 10 days, informing us that he wasn't like Steve Bannon, trying to suck his own cock... He was such an outspoken figurehead, profane and crude and rude, that comedians everywhere were licking their lips over the prospect of many Scaramucci jokes to come. I was planning a riff that the Mooch was the sound of Anthony's lips detaching themselves from Trump's ass... The new White House Chief of Staff, John Kelly, seems pretty organized, now making all people who wish to speak to The Donald check with him first. Except, of course, for Ivanka Trump, who can sashay past him whenever she wants... She has been trying to lower her profile lately, saying that she doesn't really have that much influence on her father, hoping not to have to own up to some of the decisions she helped make, like the firing of James Comey...

The Daily Beast had an articles about Steve Colbert's trip to Russia, where he was able to enter the Presidential Suite at the Moscow Ritz-Carleton, nicknamed The Pee Room. It hasn't been rented out since the story was published in Buzzfeed, but Colbert obtained the permission to enter the 10 room space that Barack and Michele once rented, and Donald rented also, just to hire a couple of hookers to pee on the bed the Obama's had slept in. One of the questions Colbert asked his Russian handler, who was ex-KGB back when it was the KGB, was would a tape have been made? It is considered standard practice, he was informed...

Two things happened that freaked Colbert out a bit, and were not aired on his show, was when he was
wondering where a camera could be placed, and he lifted a large mirror off the wall, and found an electronics cord dangling out from a hole in the wall. Yes, you can see the mirror in the picture to the far right...Then, one of his crew broke an ashtray that he had brought for the purpose of creating a loud sound to see what would happen. The immediate response was a telephone call asking if everything was all-right, because a bunch of sensor alarms were going off from that room... So, it seems that the Russians have both audio and visuals of both Donald's golden showers, and Barack and Michele in bed, which seems a double creep-out. But it seems to be standard operating procedure in Communist countries; I know that China has some videos of me in hotel rooms and in my compartment on the train... I really didn't mean to steal that greasy towel, it just jumped into my backpack when I wasn't looking...

The role that Putin has decided to play is that of a patient, wise uncle, waiting for a hot-headed American Congress to cool down and deal with him on a level-headed basis. But, of course, we will have to deal with these new sanctions against us by kicking most of your embassy staff out of our country, it's just tit for tat... If Congress had played it smart, it would have named individually the people it wanted sanctions against, then Putin would have a harder time using them for his propaganda... and speaking of sanctions, the same bill with the Russian ones also had more for North Korea and Iran. Now Iran is saying that the new sanctions may violate the nuclear arms treaty it signed with America... It's ironic that we have a bug up our butt over Iran, which is the most democratic country in the middle-east, if not the only one left after American interventions.


If you were playing a drinking game over who would get fired next or who Trump would throw under the bus, last week  you would not have had a sober moment. My drink of choice is Belle Meade bourbon, made in Tennessee... Trump has hired and appointed such a bunch of incompetents that I can't feel sorry when I see them go, I just wish he'd fire some more people on my wish list. It's hard to imagine how anyone could have functioned like Trump has and lasted 70 years. He won't be impeached because he will give himself a heart attack from yelling and being angry so much, along with Bill O'Reilly and Alex Jones. Many of our top CEO's and successful rulers of business empires are just as dysfunctional as Trump and Tillerson, they don't do well in the light of day. Right now we are the poster for the phrase that


"Democracy is messy, and it's hard. It's never easy"
                                                                  Robert Kennedy, Jr.

Saturday, July 15, 2017

GOP RIP, JR.,






I have been setting traps over the last couple of days, realizing that I have to eat some crow after the election of Donald Trump as our President-Elect... My main problem is this area is not a habitat for crows, they were muscled out by ravens and magpies, and these shape-shifting ravens are pretty smart... My cat won't hunt one down for me, even though he has de-bunnyfied the neighborhood and finds any field mouse that comes within 100 yards of our house...


I really didn't want to write anything more about Donald until the madness settled down, but after 6 months in office, the craziness is worse than before. It seems that the only calming factor on Mr. Trump is the president of France and a military parade in his honor...

What I have wanted to write about are the old stories of Donald's golden showers and the horrific background of Jared Kushner's family, which explains why he is such a squirrely, lying little bastard... and illuminates Ivanka's taste in men.

Rumors say that Russian intelligence has been cultivating Donald Trump and his family ever since
Donald became a voice in the birther movement, and because they were gullible and not  very bright. In 2013 the Miss Universe pageant was held in Moscow, and Donald made many friends and business contacts, even exploring plans to build a Trump Tower. He stayed at the Ritz-Carlton, an old Communist era hotel refurbished to modern tastes. It was where all visiting officials and businessmen were put up, and rumors were that every room was bugged for audio and video. Further rumors were that some rooms remained bugged for Putin's special friends...

So, Donald Trump checks in and insists on staying in the room where Barack and Michele Obama had, when they had visited Moscow. An odd request coming from someone who professed to dislike the Obamas... Donald then proceeded to hire two prostitutes to come to his room for the purpose of bathing him in a golden shower. OK, a golden shower is when the prostitute (or any loved one) proceeds to piss all over you. This act was supposedly taped and a copy resides in the Kremlin, and might be the reason why Trump has complemented Putin since the day he announced his candidacy for president.

The gentleman who reported this in a 35 page report is an ex-intelligence officer for the British and spent several years stationed in Moscow. Most of the other connections between Donald and other Russians in the report have been proven to be accurate, but we snigger like naïve teenagers when confronted with the piss story, because it's considered to be a perverted fetish, not brought up in a polite setting, relegated to a few smirking late night jokes...




Then there's Jared, who has changed his application for a security clearance more times than Obamacare, every time it's reported that he's had another meeting with Russian officials, after claiming that he had zero contact.

It's said that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and Jared's father did time in jail for some truly weird and cruel behavior. His brother-in-law was agreeing to give a deposition to federal authorities about some illegal practices he and Jared's father engaged in their real estate firm. Jared's father then went out and hired a prostitute and lured his brother-in-law to a place where he could videotape it, then sent a copy to the guy's wife, his sister. The father is now out of jail and running his real estate firm, trying to get out from under a couple of expensive mistakes that Jared made. But the toxic family atmosphere must be difficult to tolerate, no matter how religious and observant you've become... So, Jared throwing his brother-in-law Donald ,Jr., under the bus over meeting Russian people who keep insisting they have no connections to the Kremlin, is just typical behavior for the Trump relations. On the bright side, neither young Donald or Jared should have a taste for politics once they get out of jail...



It's clear that the Republican Party has to remake itself because the crazies are ruling the roost right now. Not only can they not pass any major legislation, but it's painfully obvious they cannot write legislation, either. Instead, they sat around for nine years with their thumbs up their butts, occasionally shifting their weight from one cheek to the other...

And I really don't know what to do with the Trump base, now that they have woken up. Maybe they will wear themselves out sending all that hate e-mail and death threats, or by combining heroin with their bourbon and moonshine.


Monday, November 7, 2016

Thank God It's Election Day, Rudy Must Be Trump's Fluffer




Hey there, pussy grabbing Americans, tomorrow is the big day, enough time for The Donald to release his tax returns and show us proof how badly the election is rigged. One sex scandal not much reported on is how many times Rudy Giuliani has had to suck off the Donald just so he wouldn't get too angry and excited and stay on course, reading the damned teleprompter at each rally these past few days. What Rudy wouldn't do to have a chance at becoming the next Attorney General...

Pundits are saying that the Donald won't concede the election, but he might take a high-dive off of the Trump Tower...

I'm cynical enough to realize that the GOP will not reorganize themselves into a more inclusive political party with policies that aren't pulled out of Paul Ryan's butthole... What is needed is for a lot of young Bernie Sanders supporters to join the Republican Party and force it kicking and screaming into the 21st Century... All of the rest of this past election cycle is a sad commentary on our political history. Our credibility on the world stage has been trashed, people have been pining to bring back the divine rule of royalty...


Monday, October 31, 2016

I Voted Early, Now Time For the Election Party






I was able to vote early because Colorado allows us to fill out our ballots and mail them in or drop them off at several collection centers around town. We don't trust the mail, so our ballots were dropped off at the county registrar's office... Now all that's left is to continue watching the craziness of these last few days on television and the results on Nov 8. I hope to have a good cigar and some brandy and get lost in the election ferver, constantly switching between news channels. I used to go to the basement of the county building, where the up to date results from local candidates and ballot measures are posted on chalkboards as they come in from each precinct. It gets very busy with representatives from all parties mingling and slinging bullshit.

I expect Donald Trump to lose, despite the closing gap in the poll numbers. A whole bunch of evangelical preachers have been raising The Donald to a holy level, saying God is intervening against Hillary Clinton because she embodies the spirit of Jezebel. And she's been putting up with this kind of demonization for over 30 years... But ever since Sarah Palin was chosen as a running mate for John McCain, the vitriol and violence and slinging outrageous lies have been getting worse.

The worst part of this election has been watching what a horrible person Donald Trump really is, and his children aren't much better. The thought of Donald Jr, Jeff Sessions, Newt Gingrich, and the flat out nutcase Rudy Guiliani having input into the making of the next government is truly frightening, beyond the fringe of Tea Party frightening.

I expect the Republican Party to either dissolve, or actually reorganize itself into a more inclusive and tolerant political party, with the right wing extremists breaking off to form their own American Patriot party. At Fox News, the contracts for Megan Kelly and Bill O'Reilly will end, and they might choose to move on, Kelly to CNN or MSNBC and O'Reilly to the new network that Trump will begin with the Breitbart web site...

Saturday, August 13, 2016

Finally, Vladimir Putin Imitates Donald Trump



"Look, I'm very much a fatalist."     - Donald Trump




I haven't written for a few days because my mismanagement of my diabetes medicine almost put me into a coma. I sometimes wonder if I'm trying to commit suicide, but I told myself to wait until my cat passed away and I have no more responsibilities keeping me here, other than this blog, of course...

Much has been written about the imaginary link between Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump, I have called Mr. Trump a minion of Mr. Putin because of Mr. Trump's admiration for Mr. Putin, which he has expressed several times. So far, that admiration seems to go one direction only, like a bad hair day or an ageing boy band...

But now it seems that Mr. Putin is taking the lead from Donald Trump and has fired his chief of staff, replacing him with a servant who has done such tasks as following Mr. Putin around while carrying his umbrella. Anton Vaino, who really was a faceless minion before his promotion, replaces an old crony, Sergei Ivanov, who also was minister of defense at one time and thought to be a replacement for Mr. Putin before Vlad found a way around his country's term limit laws... Mr. Trump had fired his chief of staff only a couple of months earlier, letting Cory Lendowski become the main Trump apologist at CNN. THAT'S RIGHT, who's the bitch now???

Mr. Putin is slowly replacing his cabinet with former bodyguards and intelligence agents, the kind of people who take steroids and condone the doping of athletes. What if they all were cycling through the same drug during cabinet meetings, and Vlad happened to make a condescending remark, would they go apeshit and tear him to pieces like wild wolverines? Some food for thought...

Meanwhile, The Donald has become a bit morose lately, considering the thought that he might lose the election, or rile a crowd up so much that they tear someone apart like wild wolverines, a metaphor that can serve both Russia and the US... All of the talk of Republicans publically coming out and saying that they cannot support him, ex-intelligence officials saying that he doesn't have the temperament needed to be a president, others saying he is mentally ill, and the pressure to release his tax returns, which would turn more people away from him, has been getting him a tad depressed and wondering if he should just walk away from it all, away from his annoying kids who are even dumber than he is ( oh yeah, except for Ivanka, who can lie just as easily as her father, talking about women's pay and maternity rights at the GOP convention, while omitting the fact that the foreign sweatshops she contracts to make her clothing line don't give time off for anything...), send his dumb trophy wife back to Slovenia to finish her college degree, and spend the rest of his days playing golf and boasting to whomever will listen about how great he was... Actually, not a bad life for someone over 70...








Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Does Trump Need a Psychiatric Intervention?



We know that there is something seriously wrong with Donald Trump's behavior as the Republican candidate for president, unless you are a supporter, then he can do more wrong, and the more people he pisses off the better... I just figured it was because he was the son of rich parents, grew up being a bully and could pay for the privilege. But I saw a section on Lawrence O'Donnel's show on MSNBC, and today a Democratic House member put up a petition on a website to get a medical intervention and have a doctor look at Donald Trump for narcissistic personality disorder... Below are the official items to look for from the diagnostic manual that is promoted and used by the insurance companies when they reimburse doctors:

DSM-5 criteria for narcissistic personality disorder include these features:
  • Having an exaggerated sense of self-importance
  • Expecting to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
  • Exaggerating your achievements and talents
  • Being preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
  • Believing that you are superior and can only be understood by or associate with equally special people
  • Requiring constant admiration
  • Having a sense of entitlement
  • Expecting special favors and unquestioning compliance with your expectations
  • Taking advantage of others to get what you want
  • Having an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
  • Being envious of others and believing others envy you
  • Behaving in an arrogant or haughty manner

To qualify for a diagnoses, you need to have at least six out of the nine mentioned above. Donald fulfills all of them. This is why Barack Obama and others have been saying that he doesn't have the healthy mentality required for the office. It also has nothing to do if you are a Hillary supporter or not... A person can function having this disorder, it is quite common among CEO's of large corporations and military generals, but we need to think twice if we want someone acting out in full blown crazy mode in charge of our military and has the nuclear codes and said previously that he might use them. There is medication that helps, maybe it would tone Donald down, make him more tolerable...


It certainly would be a first in modern history that a presidential candidate is forced to be checked out by a shrink. There are many Republicans who are getting off the Trump train, especially after he refused to support Paul Ryan and John McCain, who are both up for re-election, and was abusive and dismissive towards a Muslim family who lost their son by a roadside bomb a few years ago...

The creepy part is that Rudy Guiliani and Newt Gingrich are considered two people who has the most clout with The Donald... I thought that I wouldn't write about Mr. Trump for awhile, but he keeps on shooting himself in his feet, it's amazing that he has any toes left... But then, he still goes out and gets large crowds whose adulation and energy he can feed off of, and they may well clap and cheer at him as he continues to spiral down into a paranoid, narcissistic hell...