Donald Trump's Daily Intelligence...

Donald Trump has an attention span problem, and cannot sit and focus long enough to read anything longer than a tweet. Remember when he used to make fun of his opponents for using a teleprompter?
Now, having him read from one is the only way we can get something coherent from the Orange-in-Chief... And if you look at how he has read the last few speeches, it's obvious that he needs glasses and a speech coach...

The President's staff has had to come up with creative ways to present the daily intelligence report before Donald's eyes glaze over and he starts looking for a cheeseburger... oh, if only I were joking...

" I'm afraid it's the Russians again..."

Former heads of intelligence, who have participated in these daily reports, have been interviewed saying that they usually contain lots of raw data and details that would be edited or dropped in an oral hand-puppet version, no matter what you feel about the intellectual level of Sesame Street... This translates into embarrassment whenever Donald makes a statement in public that is not self-serving, he gets the facts wrong and mangles them.

I still think it's a good idea to send Mr. Trump out of the country every few months, how could it hurt? Let's send him with his Cabinet and Mike Pence on a fact-finding, sight-seeing tour of Turkey, Syria, and Iraq, we could make it a drinking game to see who makes it back. We could film their adventures and call it Political Survivor...