Our Pervert in Chief

It's been a frenetic few days for pundits and followers of all things Trump. I don't see how he could have made $5, much less millions, with the way he flip-flops whenever he makes a decision... Take gun control for example: a few days ago he supported upping the age you have to be to buy a gun to 21. People who like the idea of teenagers buying guns began to complain. After all, if a kid joins the military, we give them guns of all kinds to shoot... So now he is trying to find ways to walk back that promise by letting others carry the weight and squeal like a weasel to the press.

When Donald spontaneously decided that he would meet North Korea's leader in person, the South Korean envoys should have grabbed him and whisked him away to Korea before either leader could change their minds. I mean, get the two most volatile, unpredictable leaders in the world together for a chat over nuclear weapons, and what could go wrong??? And predictably, now Donald is flopping around like a flounder, changing his mind with each gigantic wriggle, so who knows if this meeting of the narcissists will ever take place. Offer these guys a McDonald's quarter pounder with perfect fries as a guarantee...

Donald has acted like this all of his life, but being President has only reinforced all of his bad personality traits, like being mean and verbally abusive towards his staff. The ones who don't like it leave, while the ones who either like the abuse, like Hope Hicks, or enjoy being as abusive as he is, like his personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, who role-plays every character in a 1940's gangster movie, stay to create their own personal Hell. Or, as he told reporters for the Daily Beast: "So I'm warning you, tread very fucking lightly, because what I am going to do to you is going to be fucking disgusting. You understand me?"

In his book, Fire and Fury, Michael Wolff says that Steve Bannon told him that Michael Cohen probably has paid off hundreds of women over the years who had affairs with Donald Trump, or enough that Michael created a non-disclosure boiler-plate that includes handing over all sexts, dick pictures, or paternity's in the woman's possession. Making the $130,000 paid to the porn actress Stormy Daniels less unique and why Michael messed up handling the whole situation. Now, Ms. Daniels stands to make a whole lot more money telling her side of her affair in pornographic detail, maybe even a porn parody in the making...

The person most wronged and embarrassed by all of this is Melania Trump, who has known about the affairs when they happen, and explains why she is often angry at a man whom she cannot trust. Even worse, is the effect these revelations are having on Trump's 12 year old son, Barron. Now there's some father issues in the making, right Donald Jr. and Eric???


 I also have a soft spot for the Russian professional model/escort Nastia Rybka, who is still pining away in a Thai jail; where I don't recommend you ever spend your vacation... Robert Mueller should exchange any information she claims to have and arrange for her to be deported to Tokyo, Japan. There, she can perfect her skills by learning the Japanese style of BDSM,  which is renowned the world over, and entertain CEO's from the US to Generals from Tehran, all who love to be hurt and humiliated by a professional Mistress...