Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Democracy In North Africa

Michael Tomasky

"My problem with Perry’s zeal is one of my problems with the Tea Party generally: Though it claims to be libertarian, it is remixing the religious right’s greatest hits." - Dana Milbank


So, we've spent over $60 billion on Iraq and Afghanistan, we can sit back and view our accomplishments with pride. The other billions of dollars that European countries contributed in humanitarian aid and buying townhouses in Dubai by friends of Hamid Karzai, demonstrates what happens when you throw money down the rabbit-hole. They don't even get any free heroin for their efforts...

Thinking that after 10 years of occupation, the folks of Baghdad might have some advice for the dazed citizens of Libya, the NY times reporter, Michael Schmidt, walked into a crowded cafe and began befriending people and asking questions. The results were pretty interesting: "The men said they had learned the hard way what they never understood living under decades of repression: that democracy is not just the absence of oppression, but that it also involves challenging concepts of tolerance, compromise and civic responsibility yet to take root in Iraq, or in Libya."

Other advice was directed at the Ahmed Chalabi wannabees now traveling back to Libya: “People came from the outside to run Iraq, and they didn’t understand the suffering we had lived through,” said Firas Abdul Hadi, 28, an engineer in the office of the mayor of Baghdad, referring to how Iraqis who fled the country under Mr. Hussein’s rule tried to claim power when they returned.

“They came back and claimed to be patriotic,” he said. “The Libyans should vote for people who suffered like them. People who were abroad didn’t feel what they did.”

I had been wondering why the US spend all of this time, money, and effort in Iraq, only to watch them adopt the British style of government. It makes no sense, and I haven't yet found an account of how this came to be. Unfortunately, it's a more dysfunctional style of governing and Iraq, Afghanistan, and now Libya would be better off coming up with a simpler form that will serve them better: The parliamentary system in Iraq has failed, said Thaar Abdul Kadhum, 34, a contractor. “They should have a president who can make all the decisions, and not have all these blocs like we have now.”

The character of the politicians matters, too, they said. If the leaders do not have strong enough personalities, the men said, corruption will be rife, as it is in Iraq, where bribes are commonplace. “People with weak personalities are seduced by the power, and they use the power to steal money from the people,” Ahmed Ali, 46, a shop owner, said shortly after losing a game of chess.

Finally, people of Libya, Syria, Egypt, and Tunisia, be careful in what you ask for: "The men said that Libyans should be wary of freedom of speech. In Iraq, they said, they are now free to express themselves, which they could not do under Saddam Hussein. But this right is almost useless, they said, because the government is not responsive to the public.


“Nobody listens to the people,” Mr. Hadi said."

Eight years after the United States-led invasion, there are still bombings and assassinations in Iraq almost every day, and unemployment is high. It is far from the country that the Bush administration had hoped for after Saddam Hussein’s government fell... amen to that, brothers. I have to use the word amen because we are still so Islamophobic in the US, or at least in Herman Cain's and Rick Perry's America... For $60 billion we could have bought every citizen a Chevy and an air-conditioning unit, with change left over...


An Italian news station claims that Moammar Qaddafi is still inside Libya, holed up in a town about 60 miles south of Tripoli. I would have thought that he had made plans for a safe, quick getaway, but after 42 years in the same bunker inside the same compound, he got complacent. Probably began believing his own BS about being beloved by all of the people, before he went crazy. I know, using the word crazy is politically incorrect, but then, so is being a dictator. To be honest, Qaddafi wasn't all that bad, as far as dictators go. He has a wacky charm, and if he'd shared more of the oil revenue with the rest of Libyans, he might still be in power today. It will be interesting to see if these countries can avoid the sectarian fighting, and if they end up substituting a religious dictatorship for the post-colonial autocrats they just deposed...

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Qaddafi Sends His Family as Guinea Pigs

Robert C Kaiser
Maureen Dowd
Paul Krugman


It looks like Moammar Qaddafi has sent his second wife, daughter, two sons and their children to act as guinea pigs, entering into Algeria for asylum. He may be keeping his son Saif back in case there are any more taunts to make at the Western press. Many citizens of Tripoli think that he is still hiding out in some bunker beneath their feet; after all, he's had 42 years to prepare and stock up... wonder if he has any energy drinks with him? Or Pakistani porn like the kind that bin Laden watched, Debbie Does the Silk Road...

The next debate will be to see if the families can stay in Algeria, or will they be extradited back to Libya. If allowed to stay, then probably Papa Bear will show up to join them. Fashionistas will want to know if he has designed something special for a dictator to wear while traveling into exile, or if he has just thrown something on from off the rack... The rebels aren't sure what kind of government will come next, but they are united in wanting some sane people to be in charge.

Now the European powers-that-be and the US intelligence services are debating what to do about Syria, where not a day has gone by without citizens being shot by the military. Even Iran has asked the Syrian government to tone it down. Turkey has been hinting at some kind of military solution of its own. If Syria lost its ruling class of Allowites, it could mean the end of possible Iranian hegemony, pushing the area into a Shia - Sunni civil war. Israelis are concerned that the anger bred by a civil war could easily become focused towards them, and then they'd have to pull out the nukes that they say they don't have.

Thankfully, we no longer have someone like Dick Cheney in charge of foreign policy anymore. I'm sure that he'd have us charging in like we did going into Iraq, pretending that we believed whatever bullshit excuse he had concocted. At least George W bush has been smart enough to keep his mouth shut after he retired... In fact, I'd much rather have George W as president than Rick Perry or Michele Bachmann, I bet he'd be a lot different now that he learned how to stand up to Cheney and ignore his interventionist advice...






Friday, August 26, 2011

Moammar Hearts Condoleeza, smarmy Pat Robertson

Anthony Shadid
Michelle Goldberg



Now that the Libyan rebels are playing a gigantic version of Whack-a-Mole, waiting to see which hole that Moammar Qaddafi and his family pops out of, it will take awhile to explore all of the tunnels beneath the compound in Tripoli. I wouldn't be surprised if one tunnel didn't end up in a certain back alley in Cairo... More logically, they will find that the Qaddafi family fled to the docks in Tripoli and have sailed away to a pre-determined country that will try to hide them for as long as possible. We know that we have CIA spotters in just about every African country, so unless there's a new compound bought in Dubai or Riyadh, your guess is just as good where he will end up... Who, beside another crazy person like Robert Mugabe, will welcome Qddafi. When the rebels were just a bunch of protesters, Moammar called them outside agitators, members of al Qaeda, and drug crazed college students. Everyone knows that when you are stoned on hashish its so much easier to fire an automatic weapon...

First and foremost, for European countries that have had oil contracts like Italy and France, will be stabilizing the oil fields and bringing production back up safely. Forming a stable government will be a pain in the ass, because every tribal and ethnic group that was oppressed by Qaddafi will want to flex their new found freedoms, and there could be civil wars like what happened in Iraq. Whether the rag-tag rebels groups can coalesce into a government that can guarantee some freedoms seems like a stretch of the imagination right now.

It's pretty amazing that the rebels have been able to accomplish what they have already, driving small pick up trucks and wearing flip flops, without any military training. Watching the invasion of the Qaddafi compound on television was fascinating. Every third person would approach the cameras and flash the peace sign, and I even saw a few men wearing dreadlocks. In Tripoli, many conspiracy theories run amok. My favorite one was that because Qaddafi had hired a lot of African mercenaries, they were actually an army sent by Barack Obama, the black American president, to guard the Qaddafi family. A bit racist and naive, but typical of many stories going around... Even creepier, is the photo album of Condoleeza Rice that was found in the compound. coupled with these past words Moammar used to describe her:
"I support my darling black African woman. I admire and am very proud of the way she leans back and gives orders to the Arab leaders ... Leezza, Leezza, Leezza. ... I love her very much. I admire her and I'm proud of her because she's a black woman of African origin."



During the last earthquake that took the East Coast by surprise, the Washington Monument got a crack in it, and was closed down for repairs. Crackpot televangelist Pat Robertson claimed that it might be a sign of divine angry intervention. He didn't have the guts to preach real fire and brimstone, tried to be coy and cute about it: "Now there's a crack in it, there's a crack in it and it's closed up. Is that a sign from the Lord? Is that something that has significance or is it just result of an earthquake? You judge, but I just want to bring that to your attention." I wonder what Mr Pat will say after the hurricane hits... By the way, all of these Easterners complaining and being afraid over a 5.8 earthquake. Having been raised in California, my first thought was, what a bunch of wimps. I've literally slept through worse earthquakes than that...



Saturday, August 20, 2011

Arab Springs Into Fall, Rick Ron and Michele: A Confederacy Of Dunces


"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S Thompson


I just read an interesting analysis at the website stratfor.com on the Arab Spring movements. Because we Westerners are irrepressible idealists, we somehow believe that the end results from the revolutions in Tunisia and Egypt will result in democracies that will emulate the kind of governments that we have. It was pointed out that in Egypt, all that changed was the ruler, that the country is still managed by a military committee, most of whom were doing the same thing under Mubarak. Even if a civilian government were elected, it's doubtful that it would be strong enough to replace the military. Women have already been co-opted from political positions.

The Libyan rebels can only function beneath a blanket of bombings from NATO, and they haven't produced anyone more competent than those already in the Qaddafi government. The main problem when a family ruler for over 40 years, like in Libya and Syria, is there is a large section of folks making money and don't wish to change their situations, coupled with what I call the group of mindless marching morons, or lack of leadership. I have no doubt that Bashar al Assad is being locked inside his bedroom and only let out on alternative Tuesdays, while his family and fellow Allowites wreak havoc on the general population. Right now, I'll bet he wishes he were back to practicing dentistry and able to keep those fantasies of being a Nazi war criminal deep inside his head...

Regardless of how things turn out in Libya and Syria and Yemen, the resulting governments may not be what we are wishing for. They could be just as fascist, but without the strong-arm ruler at the top. Maybe all the citizens want is to be able to have a cup of coffee without feeling they are being spied on by the police. Kids want to be able to listen to and play any music they like, and to experiment with ideas in free discussion. By alienating the younger generations, they radicalized their parents, and now we have had over six months of protests in Syria, the one country where it was least expected.

There has been a wave of global conservatism, affecting every country, and it manifests differently in each country. How the forces of good and light choose to deal with this is due to how conscious each set of leaders are. From shooting teenagers in Norway, to using suicide bombers during Ramadan, to unleashing a highly weaponized military on unarmed towns, express the darkest part of this wave. Our challenge is how we confront these evils and create a more positive outcome. So far more darkness has been created, threatening to engulf all of the Middle East once again and most of Africa, despite Turkey's attempts to help Somalia... As for the Israelis, they remain a part of the darkness as long as Benjamin Netanyahu remains in charge...

Iran just sentenced the two American hikers it has kept in jail for the past couple of years, to eight years for spying. Usually in spurious cases like this that are all politically motivated, after the sentencing comes some kind of agreement to deport the defendants. That may not happen here, unless Russia agrees to sweeten the pot with some more up-to-date nuclear technology... Iran is getting ready for their Fall PR  offensive, hooking up Ahmadinejad to the battery charger... We haven't heard much from him because of the internal game of whack-a-mole that was going on, using him as the mole. Now that he has been appropriately humbled, it's unclear if he has the heart to attack the US. Instead, he may arrange for the CIA to extract him and he can retire to a condo in Miami, baybee...

Where is Obama in all of this mess? Has he been handcuffed and tossed in the closet while his robot double travels about making watered down speeches for him? What does it mean whenever people watch Rick Perry, the Texan they wax nostalgic over is Ross Perot? On the down side, Ross's defunct party gave us Jesse Ventura and Pat Buchanon as presidential candidates. On the plus side, he has made $3.7 billion while sucking at the government contractor's tit, another success story using your tax dollars at work... Anyway, those of you who oppose Mr Perry can use my new bumpersticker and slogan:

NAT: Not Another Texan

I am so looking forward to another year of gaffes and electioneering from the like of Mrs Marcus Bachmann and Rick Perry and Ron Paul. They have shown a willful ignorance of realities like economic policies and the birth date of Elvis Presley, and we have months more of this to go! I was getting grumpy because the tea partiers in Congress weren't being funny anymore, they were just being dumbasses. Now that we have a trifecta of dumb people bound to make even dumber statements, I have something to look forward to whenever I turn on the news at night. God bless the state of Michigan and God bless the state of Texas, for reaching deep into its heart and producing a yellow rose for us to contemplate. Yellow from having been urinated on or yellow as a form or cowardice, or yellow as the finest that Texas has to offer? Yes, they really are a confederacy of dunces




Friday, August 19, 2011

Coming War In Middle East

Charles Krauthammer
Greg Sargent
"Republican Congressman Phil Hinkle, who voted to ban gay marriage, was caught propositioning a male prostitute. Hinkle said, 'Well, I wasn’t going to marry him.'" – Conan O'Brien

"Michelle Bachmann paid $30 each for 6,000 voting tickets in Iowa and got 4,800 votes, so 1,200 people stole her $30. It’s funny that someone who doesn’t believe in government handouts paid 6,000 people to vote for her." – Jimmy Kimmel
"President Obama is touring the country in a bus, because nothing inspires hope in the economy like the president riding in a bus." – Jimmy Kimmel

The two opinion pieces I have linked at the top of this post is to Charles Krauthammer's tired reciting of the conservative talking points against Barack Obama, while accusing Obama of doing the same to them, and Greg Sargent's piece also criticizing Krauthammer. Charles is one of those writers that should have retired about 10 years ago, and is just typing it in...


How incredibly bizarre is Middle Eastern politics, especially in the Summer, when temperatures fry brain cells at 120 degrees or more. Mix in the emotional ups and downs of having to fake a fast for a month, and crazy behavior is bound to happen. We begin with the implosion of all reason with Bashar al Assad in Syria, his whacked-out military sending in tanks and using the Navy last weekend to bombard Palestinian refugee camps in the port city of Latakia. It's bad enough that these camps have been there since 1948 and none of their Arab brothers have ever bothered to help them, even Hamas and Hezbollah have been twiddling their thumbs, betting that the Assad government will survive and later reward them for their failure to react and support their countrymen. The historical analogy is that they are acting the same way that the Zionist Jews did when collaborating with the Germans, in order to gain support for a country in Palestine further down the world war road...

The Palestinians in Gaza respond by firing off rockets at Israel and sending a militant splinter group to the border to bomb three mini-vans filled with soldiers and civilians on their way to work. The Israelis respond in their usual heavy-handed fashion, killing all fleeing militants and then bombing their headquarters in Gaza, probably killing its leader. While they were in the region, they bombed a few Hamas buildings. too. Hamas has responded by firing a constant barrage of cheap rockets into Israel... It looks like Palestine has just given up their poker hand, losing credibility when they go to the UN next month to ask for recognition as a separate state within Israel. Perhaps Mr Assad is secretly in the CIA's payroll...

We now have a situation that could easily drag the entire region into armed conflict, and there's nothing as vicious as Sunnis against Shias. Iran can just sit back, then pick up the pieces during the aftermath, annexing Iraq and Syria as part of the "new" Iran, run by the Revolutionary Guard. They have been out of the spotlight for several months, even though they still have been threatening to put their nuclear plants into full operations; its just that nobody but Russia seems to be paying attention... Of course, now that the Revolutionary Guard has successfully taken over the country by having one of its own appointed oil minister, they might be out of practice... In fact, to celebrate the latest business victory in the oil ministry, the CIA and the Mossad blew up the oil pipeline that goes to Turkey. Or, the Kurds did it so that the Iranians wouldn't raid them in Kurdish Iraq, while there's a steady stream of tanker trucks filled with gasoline driving into Iran...

A new kindler, gentler crackdown on the old dissidents has been taking place in Tehran, going back and re-arresting those who were jailed before, and often passing sentence on them and hanging them without public acknowledgment. The problems that Iran and Syria faces is that the old school dictator-style way of ruling worked well when most of the population was uneducated and had little exposure to the world outside of their villages. That the people of Syria, Egypt, Tunisia, Libya, Yemen and Bahrain all wanted the same kind of freedoms and human rights is a condemnation of that style of ruling, and hopefully, the Middle East can transition into a more liberal, peaceful way of life before the famine and droughts take hold... Of course, it may take people starving to death to get the Syrian government to put down their guns and help pick up the plow. The Shabob learned this cruel lesson in Somlia, they didn't have it in them to shoot and kill starving children, o they have let in the relief organizations, content to let the local warlords steal 80% of the food and sell it in the marketplace instead of giving it away to starving citizens. After all, I'm sure that Ayn Rand would approve, right?

The end may be in sight in Syria, even though its military has taken over just like the Revolutionary Guard did in Iran. Turkey and Saudi Arabia may invade as the logical next step to their warnings about stopping the violence. We may have a chess match with Tehran trying to resurrect the Persian Empire, playing against the rising Ottoman Empire, played out at the end of Ramadan a couple of weeks away. Hillary Clinton is wisely staying away, we'll see who Russia and the Chinese have given their blessings to soon enough... The moving pen, having writ, moves on...


Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Michele Invokes Ghost Of Elvis, Putin Puts On Manly Spectacle Again

David Ignatius
Maureen Dowd
“Printing more money to play politics at this particular time in American history is almost treacherous — or treasonous in my opinion. I don’t know what y’all would do to him in Iowa, but we would treat him pretty ugly down in Texas.” - Rick Perry
"Why do conservatives always have to brand people traitors? Why can’t they just say “You’re mistaken”?" - Maureen Dowd
“We may disagree with our political opponents, but we certainly think they’re all patriots — even those who wanted to secede from the union.” - Jay Carney



Not only is The King turning over in his grave this year, but he is stalking the Midwest and the South. In South Carolina yesterday, Michelle Bachmann played Elvis tunes before her political rally. She then went on in typical Michelese: "Before we get started, let's all say 'Happy Birthday' to Elvis Presley today," said Bachmann while speaking in the Palmetto State. "We played you a little bit of promise land when we pulled up. You can't do better than Elvis Presley."

The only problem is that Elvis was born on January 8, 1935. People acknowledged that yesterday was the anniversary of the day that Elvis died, many held a candle-light vigil in front of Graceland, where Mrs Bachmann dare not set foot anytime soon... What with fried butter-on-a-stick at the Iowa fair, with Elvis music in the background, his ghost must be out stalking Michele Bachmann, hunka hunka burning ectoplasm...

Summer nights, ghosts, political desire, and monster films reminds me of the ending of the poem "The Bride of Frankenstein" by Edward Field:

And perhaps even the monster lived
to roam the earth, his desire still ungratified;
and lovers out walking in shadowy and deserted places
will see his shape loom up over them, their doom --
and children sleeping in their beds
will wake up in the dark night screaming
as his hideous body grabs them.

I'm not sure if I'm trying to make fun of Marcus Bachmann or Rick Perry, the monster hidden deep within me refuses to fully reveal itself. All I know is that it's certainly fun with all of the conservative crazies out and empowering themselves in public. It took two days before Mr Perry started waxing vitriolic. Being downright mean and attacking your opponent personally is just good old Texas-style politics, he don't know no other way... I know that we're not supposed to mess with Texas, but what happens when a Texan messes with us? Maybe we could ask Karl Rove...



Well, at least in Russia they give their citizens more of a choice for political office  - not. It's time for the next President, the current Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, to begin going out in public and get himself photographed doing manly things. As reporter Ellen Barry put it in the NY Times: "Political competition has been all but extinguished since Vladimir V. Putin came to power, so elections serve as little more than a ritual display of loyalty. But Kremlin insiders see popularity as a key to the survival of a government that, 20 years after the Soviet collapse, has few stable state institutions other than its leaders’ personalities.


This accounts for a political life that sometimes looks like a never-ending campaign, in which leaders extinguish wildfires, upbraid billionaire industrialists, or, as was seen last week, scuba dive in the company of a camera crew. Polling data has become an essential part of governing."


The latest stunt pulled by Mr Putin, had him scuba diving in a whopping six feet of water, and "discovering" an archeological artifact that was planted there earlier. Why he persists in these charades is beyond me; does he have such blatant ego and little self-awareness to realize how foolish he looks? Maybe that's why the average Russian polls positive on these things, it's their way of getting back at their leaders for exhibiting such greed and corruption. Oh, yes, Vladimir, show us again how brave and courageous you are! Just wait until we open this next bottle of vodka... Not to be outdone, Dmitry Medvedev has negotiated with Iran a proposal to reopen nuclear talks. If you can't retrieve an ancient artifact, nuke em...

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me



I'VE DECIDED TO TAKE THE DAY OFF AND WORK ON MY NEW GOAL IN LIFE: HOW TO GET CARL CASTLE'S VOICE ON MY HOME ANSWERING MACHINE...