Trump's Loss Is Our Gain

It looks like the obvious is finally getting through to Donald Trump, after military leaders came out and said what a bad president he was, and the current military Chief of Staff walked back his involvement in the photo-op at the church. Nobody wanted to take responsibility for tear gassing the protestors in Lafayette Park in order that the president and his small retinue could walk alone up to the church steps, so he could be photographed holding a bible upside down... Mike Pence asked that we not go there and to table questions and discussion on these actions...

Today Donald Trump said that if he lost the election, he would go quietly. No tantrums, no yelling about election fraud, no holding his breath until his face turned bluish orange...

 Of course, nobody really believes that, and his current wife and son are hoping to move back to New York. The only ones that really want him to win again are Donald Jr and Eric, because they felt so important, and it gives them an excuse to fill my email box with hundreds of messages per day. Dudes, your daddy is mentally ill and he will go back to ignoring anything you have to say, and no, neither of you has a viable future in politics...

Trump is beginning to have more MAGA rallies, in order to attend you have to sign an agreement that you will not sue Trump or his campaign if you do come down with the coronavirus. They will not pay for your testing or provide masks for those who ask for one, you must bring yours from home, even though it will be useless in a crowded, tightly packed space...

Hopefully, I'm Back...

After a long vacation, where I was in the hospital a couple of times, and now am residing in a nursing home, I will try to start publishing again.

I missed all of the sarcastic and pithy comments made about Donald Trump and his administration, from the so called "left wing" to the gun totin', tea party infused, "right wing" patriots... I have to recover my favorite websites and accounts for my new computer, and hope to begin real soon, starting over from scratch and building a readership back up, if anyone still reads blogs anymore...

I'm having problems getting this blog showing up on my computer...

Ivanka's World Bank, Nicknames, Save Us Barron Trump

A few weeks ago, the national press got punked, and nobody commented on it, so I guess it was a failed or partial punk. What happened was the head of the World Bank decided to step down due to immoral circumstances. Traditionally, the head of the World Bank is selected by the United States, and the rumors started that Ivanka Trump was being considered for the position, because of her vapid experience... I read about it as a filler piece in Politico, and I thought, bless you, Paul Krassner is still alive... (Paul was a comedian and creator of The Realist. He always talked about the gullibility of the press and its readership, and came up with weird stories to see if they would get reported. His most famous one was the story of the person who ordered a box of chicken from KFC, opened it up and found a Kentucky Fried Rat among the chicken parts. The best part is how the story assumed a life of its own, reappearing in different newspapers over the years, unprompted... There have been books written compiling similar urban myths.)

I was hoping that Ivanka's myth would take wings and fly, but a few days later Politico just as seriously reported that Ivanka had never been considered for the World Bank, she was just using the rumors to popularize her jewelry and clothing line... Joking there, but it's not like Ivanka is talented enough to create a clothing pattern or hot glue a glass bauble onto a piece of plastic. She is talented enough to put those designers in contract under her label, and market their creations as her own...



Election season has started, and already Donald is trying to come up with derogatory nicknames for candidates who would oppose him. Most names that I found about Donald, are similar variations of the phrase, That Orange Asshole... So, I have been trying for a more elegant approach, let me know if you have any that yourselves have come up with:

The Cheeto in Chief

Putin's Pissing Partner

Don the Con

'Shroom

Fox and Friend

Tantrum Trump

This could be a good drinking game, making new nicknames, until you get hammered and revert back to that orange asshole... But make sure to popularize your favorites in email, social media posts, letters to the editor. The goal should be having it broadcast on your favorite news station...



Back in the 1980's Donald Trump assumed the name of John Barron, and called a reporter of Forbes, arguing that Mr. Trump was worth more than the magazine stated, and he should be moved higher up in the rankings of richest men. Then he goes and names his son Barron, and his clueless wife went along with it. And poor Barron may be the most ignored famous kid in America...

Anyway, Barron, pay attention, because only you can save our country! What you need to do is buy some marijuana edibles and put them in your parent's food. They really need to learn how to chill out and expand their minds a bit. Who knows? If you are successful, you may become known as the savior of the GOP party, though they still have to disband and start all over...

Christmas Eve 2018

To be honest, I didn't think I was going to live this long. When my health began going south in the year 2000, I was sure I would end my life before I got too disabled, mainly because the doctors I had in Santa Cruz were quacks. When I visited my sister in Colorado, she took one look at my face and smelled my breath and sent me to her doctor. Turned out my blood sugar was above 500 and it has caused problems for me even after I was able to bring it down below 250, still more to go, injecting myself 4 times a day with insulin... I'm currently waiting for my pet cat and best friend to die before I wander outside and lay down in a snowbank...


So, what do Karen MacDougal, Stormy Daniels, Melania Trump, and Ivanka Trump all have in common? Is it silicon or saline?


I got tired of constantly writing about the travesty that is Donald Trump, so I stopped writing for a few months. I have realized that there is just no way to ignore the ways that he is destroying our government, which I find ironic, considering that I once thought the best way to change our institutions was to burn them down. Perhaps I should get some popcorn and watch his chaos train go off the rails, faster pussycat, faster...

Talking impeachment is a useless form of masturbation, it won't get off, and will never happen. Donald will probably die from a stress related heart attack, either brought on by the Democrats in the House of Representatives, or induced by the CIA whenever they get tired of his bad-mouthing... Then, we can build a small section of the border wall and bury his casket beneath it...

Merry Christmas and Have some Happy Holidays!

Anthony Bourdain RIP, Trump's New Strategy to End Stormy's Monday

Like so many others, I was shocked by the suicide of Anthony Bourdain. For years, he was one of the best things on television. To myself, I labeled his show as: interesting food, great cultural locations, no bullshit... I had planned to watch CNN's marathon and hastily put together tribute, but then the anger set in, and I knew that all I would do is laugh, cry, and yell at the dead man who left us all in the lurch of trying to make sense of it all...

When men reach their sixties, we start re-evaluating our pasts and thinking about the trajectories of our future. Boy does it ever cause depression, this Dark Night of the Soul... This is why so many older men commit suicide, our lives are not what we imagined when we were younger, and the future is full of medication, failing bodies, and losing friends and loved ones. It becomes attractive to just say "fuck it" and check out, see you on the other side... Like lemmings jumping off a cliff, the suicide rate is rising, and two out of three deaths by guns are men committing suicide. I've entertained the notion for the past five years, but my blood sugar levels will do it for me. I just hope my cat dies before I do. I rescued him from the pound, and hate the though of him ending his days back there, it would be a cruel animal irony... Funny how Alex Jones and I can make Tony's death all about ourselves...




Donald Trump has been all over the place, emotionally, these past few days, so much so that

Vladimir Putin has asked for a quick summit meeting because he has to recalibrate the software. Afterwards, Trump may calm down, even become nicer towards our traditional allies...

So, here's how I imagine the way that Donald ends the Stormy Daniel's fifteen minutes of fame: he gets Vladimir to release the tape of the Russian escorts peeing on him at the hotel, then he can proclaim that yes, he does like some innocent kink every now and then, and Melania can also admit that she enjoys peeing on Donald, it forms part of the glue to their relationship... hey it's not like he's pulling a Gandhi and drinking the stuff, that would be weird... it also explains Donald's unnatural orange hair color and maybe his orangier facial skin-tone...it's not a job for an intern, and may explain why Hope left before she could admit to being beaten up by her boy-friend on a regular basis...

 Tomorrow is the summit with North Korea, and bets are being taken as to which crazy-ass leader will blow their cool first. My bet is on Trump, after he makes Kim Jong Un cry and scurry out of the room...

Sabotaging Melania Trump, and Those Pesky Summit Talks

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Let's begin with the First Lady Melania... There is someone in the White House who does not like her, and has been messing with her two public outings to date: her inaugural speech, where an assistant wrote a speech plagiarizing lines from Michelle Obama, and more recently, sabotaging the rollout of her Be Best program by disclosing that an educational booklet intended for teachers and claimed to be written by Melania, was an older booklet written and printed in the Obama era, and just had a new cover put on it... oops, either someone wants Melania to be embarrassed every time she does something on her own, or she has hired some very lazy and stupid staff, where the original Spygate began...

Or, could she be suffering from the effects from a Deep State Marriage? She is much more liberal than her husband, and more caring, judging by the amount of time she spends with her son Barron, a twelve year old tragic figure who is bullied on a daily basis at school. It's quite possible that some narcissistic husband could be jealous enough to sabotage everything she does, anything that might diminish the spotlight on himself. No wonder that she has taken a long time to rest and recover from her recent medical procedure. I'd be scared to turn the television on each day, to see what new embarrassment her husband's out-of- control behavior and big mouth has brought... after all, who else would enjoy seeing her humiliated in public and be willing to finance all screw-ups? It's enough to keep the drapes shut and a prescription to help you sleep, a specialty of Dr. Ronny Jackson...

I wanted to start this piece by saying that Donald Trump would never go to the North Korean summit

meeting because he really sucked at negotiating and was afraid of failure... he basically, was a pink pussy... Then, he formally withdrew from the summit, proving my point but leaving me without a good target for ridicule and name calling...

Then, the meeting was possibly on again, after Kim Jong-Un apologized for his assistants calling names at Mike (the Cipher) Pence, and John (the Walrus) Bolton warmongering pinheads... the news now is how insurmountable the task is to get it together in time, now that both sides are actually communicating and not sitting around with their thumbs up their collective butts.

The question is, what does North Korea want? We don't have to worry about Donald, because he hasn't a clue and no real agenda; he plans on going in and using his superior skills to hack out a great, tremendous deal, worthy of granting him a Nobel Prize... NK will negotiate on nukes, sure, because if they continue to develop and build missiles, then they will have to starve the rest of it's population to pay for them, leaving a few military families to wander the barren landscape... No, Kim is hoping to trade part of his nuclear program to become a trading partner with the US, letting that begin a new prosperity program to become as wealthy as South Korea. Which would not be a bad thing, unless John Bolton screws it up, as he is likely to do. We should send Bolton as our envoy to either Hamas or to Tehran because he needs an attitude adjustment. So, let's hope the summit between to very cranky and difficult men bears fruit, but the odds are so much against them that it could easily blow up in our faces...